Skip to content
No Import Fees or Customs Charges · Free UK Delivery Over £100 · UK Plug Included
Handmade in 5-7 Days · Shipped Free to the UK Over £100
Funny Quote Neon Signs

Collection: Funny Quote Neon Signs

Funny neon signs and one-liners for bars, dorms, offices and home walls. Each sign is handcrafted LED neon on acrylic, dimmable with the included remote and supplied with wall-mount hardware and a hanging kit. Signs ship worldwide in 7 to 10 days with a 2-year warranty. Have your own inside joke? Send the wording and we will send a free mockup.
Our Bartenders Are Cheaper Than Therapy - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

Our Bartenders Are Cheaper Than Therapy - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £358.00
Sale price From £358.00 Regular price £417.00
We're Not Responsible For Texts Sent After 10 PM - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

We're Not Responsible For Texts Sent After 10 PM - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £432.00
Sale price From £432.00 Regular price £504.00
Walk In Looking Rough, Leave Looking Like You Have Your Life Together - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

Walk In Looking Rough, Leave Looking Like You Have Your Life Together - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £482.00
Sale price From £482.00 Regular price £563.00
Your Roots Are Showing (Emotionally And Follicularly) - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

Your Roots Are Showing (Emotionally And Follicularly) - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £441.00
Sale price From £441.00 Regular price £514.00
We Fix Bad Haircuts And Bad Life Choices - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

We Fix Bad Haircuts And Bad Life Choices - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £380.00
Sale price From £380.00 Regular price £444.00
Our Return Policy: Good Luck With That - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

Our Return Policy: Good Luck With That - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £397.00
Sale price From £397.00 Regular price £463.00
Cash, Card, Or Firstborn Child Accepted Here - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

Cash, Card, Or Firstborn Child Accepted Here - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £373.00
Sale price From £373.00 Regular price £435.00
We're Not Amazon, Stop Expecting Overnight Miracles - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

We're Not Amazon, Stop Expecting Overnight Miracles - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £323.00
Sale price From £323.00 Regular price £376.00
The Customer Is Always Right (Except When They're Wrong, Which Is Usually) - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

The Customer Is Always Right (Except When They're Wrong, Which Is Usually) - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £534.00
Sale price From £534.00 Regular price £622.00
Extended Warranty? We've Been Trying To Reach YOU - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

Extended Warranty? We've Been Trying To Reach YOU - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £441.00
Sale price From £441.00 Regular price £514.00
Your Car Runs On Gas, Not Hopes And Prayers - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

Your Car Runs On Gas, Not Hopes And Prayers - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £425.00
Sale price From £425.00 Regular price £495.00
We Fix Cars, Not Relationships (But We'll Try) - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

We Fix Cars, Not Relationships (But We'll Try) - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £414.00
Sale price From £414.00 Regular price £482.00
Technically Pineapple CAN Go On Pizza - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

Technically Pineapple CAN Go On Pizza - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £397.00
Sale price From £397.00 Regular price £463.00
Every Oil Change Needs An Alignment Too - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

Every Oil Change Needs An Alignment Too - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £373.00
Sale price From £373.00 Regular price £435.00
If You Don't Say Hello When We Welcome You In, You'll Be Asked To Kindly Leave - LED Neon Sign - MEON NEON
25% off with code BLACKFRIDAY25

Type: LED Neon Sign

If You Don't Say Hello When We Welcome You In, You'll Be Asked To Kindly Leave - LED Neon Sign

Regular price From £620.00
Sale price From £620.00 Regular price £723.00